Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Haikus for Jews

Stolen from Haikus for Jews:

How soft the petals
of the floral arrangement
I have just stolen.
Left the door open
for the Prophet Elijah.
Now our cat is gone.
How can I atone
for scalping my tickets to
the High Holidays?


Why are we all about stealing packets of jam and maple syrup from brunch? I don't know, its just in our genes. Maybe one day we'll have no jam and 'll have no choice but to resort to using our well-stocked supplies.

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