Tuesday, November 07, 2006

NYC: Dont Walk

NYC: Dont Walk
NYC: Dont Walk,
originally uploaded by wallyg.

Anyone know why Park Av is missing its Don't Walk signs in the high 40s, low 50s? I don't know exactly which intersections are missing the signs because they are also missing their street signs. I have two theories:
1. Its a ploy by the MTA to use the otherwise mostly useless, underused, $112 million dollar Northeast passage of Grand Central Terminal ?
or or or
2. Its part of the Waldorf=Astoria's grand plan to make visitors so afraid of stepping out of the hotel that they a. take a cab or bus tour anywhere they go or b. resign themselves to eating in the hotel? (How else could they get by on charging $19 for bagels and lox? )

What do you think? Are these actually crazy enough to work?

Do I have a chance at my lifelong dream of conspiracy-theory blogging?

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